Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt. Two kneecaps. A penis. I’ve just described to you the Loch Ness monster. And the reward for his capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?
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